In related news, author Peter David was just kicked off Medicaid according to his GoFundMe… he subsequently died. :(
Ah yes, I remember that part of the Bible where Jesus healed the sick, but only if they weren’t dirty freeloaders.
And Jesus walked into the temple and handed each money lender a Benjamin and a teener and said "Fuck the poor!"Amen.
Sure if you’re a god damn Nazi and/or a Christian.
Every time I see that man’s shit eating grin I get so mad. Especially because I know he loves every second of destroying other peoples lives.
Much like Ryan Reynolds Mike Johnson has a very punchable face.
You’re not wrong
The creepy elf on a shelf has a very weird idea of what is moral.
Checks notes…oh, he’s one of those performative jackass xtians. Completely expected, I guess.
I think it’s moral to throw Mike off the top of the tallest building we can find.
I would find it ‘moral’ to throw Mike off something, as well.
Mike also believes it’s moral to watch porn with his son. So this is unsurprising.
That man never ceases to have a punchable face.
It’s moral to kick him in the teeth
I’ve been writing a tune called “ Mike Johnson gives the world’s worst blowjobs, and he makes his son watch”. It may or may not be about the same my.
Make a deepfake of his son singing it and post it on Facebook.
I changed it to paint jobs:
Johnson grabs his brush with pride, But colors run and lines collide, Walls look like a wild parade, The world’s worst paint job ever made.
(Verse 2) His son watches, eyes so wide, Learning how not to paint inside, Drips and splatters on the floor, A masterpiece of messy lore.
(Verse 3) One day maybe he’ll get it right, Till then they laugh through every sight, Johnson’s art, a funny crime, A painted tale for all of time.
TIL Peter David was flat broke, disabled as fuck, but was still kicked off Medicaid.
It looks like he was lucky enough to still be getting care. The problem is that his medical bills were so high that his family was at risk of becoming homeless.
His wife has been struggling to get a job that pays a living wage, and his daughter has been struggling to get an entry level role. Sadly, this is a very American story, and if he wasn’t lucky enough to have so many fans, things would be even darker for his family.
Wiliam Messner Loebs is in the same boat, elderly, poor health, one arm, living with his ill wife in their car, delivering sandwiches for cash. :(
Thankfully no longer the case according to his Patreon account:
Very Christian of you Mike
Cut off his medical, then.
“Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’
“They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’
“He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’
“Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”
Christianity is nothing more than a cudgel for these people.
What verse is this if you remember off hand?
My comment started with Matthew 25:41, but it’s worth going back to 25:31 for the rest of the passage. The sheep and the goats; the wheat and the chaff.
Not a Christian, but I want to live my life like the sheep. I think this is the most powerful passage ever written. Matthew has my favorite Jesus.
It’s moral to throw him off a moving train.
