Snowflake
It’s only matter of time when people start falling from windows in US.
2028 headline: After billions spent over three years the investigation is now closed after finding no evidence of Bruce Springsteen being an illegal immigrant. Turns out that he was in fact born in the USA.
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…except, after all that investigating, they realized that “Born In The USA” is not really a patriotic song.
They would never figure that out with any amount of money.
Source: YMCA, Fortunate Son
I mean, you can fill a book with stories of the Right not getting music.
There was Paul Ryan thinking Rage Against the Machine was on his side.
And Heart sued Sarah Palin to get her to stop playing their stuff.
https://www.foxnews.com/story/heart-to-sarah-palin-dont-play-barracuda
But they’ll always have the ultra relevant Kid Rock.
This is a feature of the right. The Nazis couldn’t create anything artistic, they had to steal from
BuddhismHinduism and the Roman Empire. They lack imagination, which I’m sure is linked to their lack of empathy, and they suppress the counter-culture, which is where art comes from. They fundamentally lack the ability to critically think, which is required for understanding art. The USSR, an authoritarian but (at least in theory) leftist society, produced a LOT of art that’s pretty good.It’s also the same reason why they think “jokes” are just a way to make fun of someone and they can’t fight back because it’s “a joke”, and they think that’s what jokes are for. They lack the cognitive ability to parse out cleverness and only understand the subversion of expectation part.
If they could think deeply about things, they wouldn’t be conservatives.
The Nazis couldn’t create anything artistic, they had to steal from
BuddhismHinduismOh you’re right, sorry, I stand corrected. But you get the idea.
lol don’t forget rage against the machine. i don’t know if there will ever be words in any language to describe how fucking stupid republicans are
That was an honest mistake. It’s not like every single song released since the inception of rage against the machine had highly political, radical left-wing, anticapitalist, lyrics… LOL
Those mindless degenerates would never understand that.
See my comment above.
Thanks
Trump demands loyalty always now.
Wait until someone tells him what “Born in the USA” and “Born to Run” are really about.
Born in the USA wasn’t about tRUMPs wife…
Seems on-brand for Springsteen. Don’t know much about him, but “born to run” is a parody of americana basically.
Any regime moves involving rich celebrities are an intentional distraction from their latest plans to kill ordinary americans.
Has anyone told Trump that Bruce Springsteen hasn’t been relevant since before any of his kids were born?
“WHY DID HE ACCEPT THAT MONEY IF HE IS SUCH A FAN OF HERS? ISN’T THAT A MAJOR AND ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION?"
…does he think Bruce Springsteen was running for office?
Well, he thinks that Mattel is a country and that Abrego Garcia literally has “MS13” tattooed onto his knuckles, so yeah, probably.
When he dies, I hope there’s a full autopsy because I really wanna know wtf is going on with his brain. Frontal cortex must have been chewed up and spit out or something.
It’s simple - yeerks from anamorphs are real. We already know about the one in RFK.
Damn, that’s a deep cut.
I’m not sure Trump has the authority to investigate Springsteen. Bruce is The Boss, after all.
I call for Trump to be imprisoned
You are far too compassionate.
Imprisoned the same way Epstein was.
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No shot Jersey was going to go red regardless. Not after Chris Christie, and especially not after the last 4 months.
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Surely attacking the musical embodiment of the working class in New Jersey will be good for the conservatives…right?
I feel like if he wanted Jersey to file articles of succession all he would have to do at this point is ban pork rolls.
New Jersey voted for Biden. Trump would burn the state to the ground if he could.
He’d have to move his golf course somewhere else first
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I hate to be that guy…
Secession
Haha, no it’s good for me. English wasn’t my first language, so I welcome the reinforcement.
The only solution is a French style revolution
investigate deez nuts
Yeah, I mean, are we sure he’s really born in the USA?
The song says so, case closed. That’ll be 20,000 in lawyer fees. Please pay at the second window.
Just making shit up as usual, deranged orange cunt
