• TheHiddenCatboy@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    Nah, I don’t think I will listen to what this poser is saying…err, sorry, POSTER. Missed a T there. I swear it was accidental. :)

    1. This is the Internet, where the Men are Men, the Women are Men, the Children are FBI Agents, and nobody knows I’m a cat.
    2. If it is true what this poster is saying it does for a living, does that mean it’s stealing company time, or just REALLY dedicated and posting one post every 12 minutes for 8 hours when it’s not eating, sleeping, and working?
    3. It really loves to tell people what they can and can’t do. No, I don’t think I will respect its commandment that I not post its stats if it doesn’t get to curate what I’m saying with them. I stand by my statement. This poster posts a ridiculous amount of time. So much that it can be questioned. Dear reader, it’s up to you to decide if once every 18 minutes on average over every day of this poster’s time on Lemmy is a mark of a real poster, or someone who is far more nefarious.
    • Socialist Mormon Satanist@lemmy.worldOP
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      22 days ago

      If it is true what this poster is saying it does for a living, does that mean it’s stealing company time, or just REALLY dedicated and posting one post every 12 minutes for 8 hours when it’s not eating, sleeping, and working?

      Again, we are talking averages, remember? We already figured out that it’s not literal. I don’t post every 12 minutes. Remember our last conversation from 3 minutes ago? You even admitted it’s not literal, and here you are going again like it is literal. You know, there are time stamps on comments and posts…lol

      Also, are you at work right now, while you are replying to me? Because we’re actually replying to each other right now. I don’t work nights, but I don’t know about you.

      We are both replying to each other in real time right now. Think about that for a second. Are you stealing time from your employer because you are replying to me right now? Or is it simply that you are home right now, like me?

      You’re free to believe what you want to, friend. If ya don’t like my explanations, that’s cool with me. I’ve just posted some more stuff too, so my stats are updating again. Thank you!