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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

The world would be a better place if rain completely washed away bird poop

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The world would be a better place if rain completely washed away bird poop

FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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    Currently reading this while getting my car washed because there was so much bird shit caked onto it, that it dried and refused to come off for a month

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        Red car - both shits

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    Great fertiliser and seed dispersal.

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      “I’m not arguing that with you…” Joe vs the Volcano

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    Some of the towers we climb are frequented by Turkey vultures. Mostly out in the country. The top third of the tower is white washed by thier shit.

    In the cities, song birds paint the towers in a few disgusting colors.

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    Bird poo is basically forest tree food. If you wash it away it will sink into the ground and be lost. Plants love it.

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    Alexander von Humboldt would disagree

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    I have been in some heavy downpours that have done just that.

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    The world would be a better place if the rain washed all the shit away.

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