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return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Trump undergoes medical exam for swelling in legs, hand bruising

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    The doctor said Trump had a minor problem.

    Which is exactly what the Epstein list said, too.

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      🥇

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      also wishiNG GHISLAINE maxwell" i wish her well"

  • synae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Best of luck to the swelling and bruising

    • TBi@lemmy.world
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      Thoughts and prayers

      • TheCynicalSaint [they/them, he/him]@lemmy.ml
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        Thoughts and clots!

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      wish him well.

  • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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    President Vance, with a tactical hamberder, in a furniture store.

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      In fifty years, people will be writing essays about why this comment makes sense and is hilarious.

      \\ Hello future essay writers, I hope you have accrued enough credits to keep your crate cool tonight!\\

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        If I am not dead in fifty years I dread to imagine what a 75 year old me would be like. I would prefer not to get to that stage though, I’m cool with dying before I’m 40.

        Also future essay writers I fucked your grandmother’s.

        • Lucelu2@lemmy.zip
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          Most of GenX did not expect to live long enough to collect SS.

          • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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            It’s an aspiration, also I kind expect for a civil conflict of some type to kick off sooner or later where I will probably bleed out in an irrigation ditch or something.

            • aesthelete@lemmy.world
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              I think this civil conflict will look more like the Irish troubles, and that it’s already begun.

              • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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                My money is on troubles then something akin to the break up of Yugoslavia and the following wars.

              • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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                Or the long period of guerrilla activity that preceded the Civil War.

        • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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          You: “I’m cool with dying before I’m 40.”

          Genie: Done! You’re wish is granted.

          You: But nothing’s changed?

          Genie: Correct.

        • BigPotato@lemmy.world
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          If I don’t go down in a hail of gunfire long before then, allow me to say, include me in the screenshot. In this case, include me in the academic citation as well.

        • Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world
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          I’m cool with dying before I’m 40.

          Lots of people think that but they usually change their mind when they grow a bit older.

          • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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            It’s called passive suicidality, I want to die but am overridden from killing myself by my instincts and pride.

    • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world
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      Release the IKEA list!

  • renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf
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    Please please please

    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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      We can’t be so lucky it’s probably just a masturbation accident

      • renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf
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        Protect your children everyone.

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      🤞 🤞

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    You know what… Take away everything Trump has done, take away the alleged assassination attempt, the health issues all of it.

    THE MAN IS 80!!! He’s too fucking old to be working any job let alone president of the United States!!!

    Just fucking retire!

    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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      You know who will be president if he does?

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        Yep, someone without the cult of personality backing him. So, generally, better for everyone involved.

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          Yep, senators and congress people are not afraid of Vance like they are of trump. It would/will be an interesting turn of events if ol’ couch fucker gets a shot at the big desk.

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        🛋️ 🥵

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    I love that the first indisputable evidence that Trump has a heart arrived at the same time as the evidence that it is malfunctioning.

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      The malfunctioning is apt.

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    The exam found Trump, 79, has chronic venous insufficiency.

    As someone who has been treated for this, I can confidently say bullshit. His ankles are swollen like he got them beaten and broken with a crow bar for not paying his debts.

    My professional medical diagnosis is he has demon legs with no knees.

    Source: making it up but I’m right.

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      its call cankles.

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    BS He has heart failure perhaps without decreased ejection fraction. He has obviously getting diuretic injections into his hand on a daily basis vs just taking a pill. But it is not common for anyone to have lower extremity edema without some kind of systemic issue. I assume he has already tried wearing compression socks. Another lie to add on top of all the others.

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      does he even listen to his doctors advice, i feel like hes one of those people that believe the contrary

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        Now more than ever is RFK Jr’s time to shine. Go on Robert, prescribe him a slab of raw bear meat or something.

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        He never did exercise because “the body is like a battery”, and he didn’t want to “deplete” it.

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          Figures he wouldn’t know about rechargeable batteries, being stuck in the 80s.

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        I read that as he believes the coronary

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    He almost certainly has something worse if this is what he’s admitting to.

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      he also refuses to wear reading glasses prescribed to him.

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        No point since I suspect he can barely read anyway.

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    Where I come from, we called this, “a good start”.

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    Did they check to see if he had a brain? We know he never had a heart.

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      No brain, heart, OR courage.

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    the official report is that he has a common treatable disease? so that means he is hours away from spontaneously composting, right?

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      Spontaneously composting.

      Bam you’re fertile dirt.

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        dont you mean decomposing.

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      i think he’s already partially compost.

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    I forgot about the Epstein list

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    If he actually dies, would JD Vance replace him? Actually, maybe then Trump’s not that bad then…

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      Yes.

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        Damn, can’t believe I’d ever say this but please don’t die within the next 3 years, Donald

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          Nah it’s better that way. Trump is being carried by his incredible support from the MAGA base. Without Trump that will disappear overnight.

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            We hope.

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              He’s already nuked a big chunk of support with the epstein stuff, and vance doesn’t really have the charisma to win the back. It will be entertaining regardless.

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                thiel keeps a tight leash on him, and people would start questions Vances crossdressing in college eventually.

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      I’d rather have Vance. Policies are just as evil, but he doesn’t have what it takes to be a cult leader. Remember, the Nazis needed Hitler.

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      The entire line of succession is currently 100% Republican. It goes from Vance to RFK Jr all the way to Noem. So yes, it looks bad either way.

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    President Donald Trump underwent a comprehensive medical exam that revealed he has a common vein disorder but cleared him of more serious illnesses, the White House said. Press secretary Karoline Leavitt also said that bruises periodically visible on the back of Trump’s hand are consistent with irritation from “frequent handshaking.” Leavitt’s disclosure of the 79-year-old president’s medical information came in response to questions about recent photos that appeared to show Trump with swollen legs.

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      “handshake” a simple handshake isnt going to bruise you.

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        Oh lol. Thank you! All this time I thought that meant shaky hands.

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