the Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL)
For those that also had no idea what a bbl is.
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I don’t even know how many a Brazilian is.
I think it’s a vermillion plus a gillian
They take fat from elsewhere in your body and shove it in your ass, if they do it wrong and accidentally hit a vein, it can cause a pulmonary embolism. Even after if the surgery doesn’t take the fat in your ass can rot and cause a smell. It’s an insane and high risk surgery solely for cosmetics.
and shove it in your ass,
I think they inject it, but your way sounds more fun.
Inject = Shove through a small needle :D
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Your rectum should be the opposite of a needle.
I know three girls who got BBLs in Florida and the “Doctor” used rubber cement. In the words of Dave Barry: I swear to god I’m not making this up! https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/fake-doctor-injected-cement-and-fix-a-flat-into-patients-butt-6544305
Fix-A-Flat
This tracks.
I’m so glad that Kim Kardashian exists to inspire young people today…
🎵 I did it all for the butt lift (Come on)
The butt lift (Come on)
So you can take that fat blob
And stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (Yeah) 🎵
I’m glad. I’ve seen it a few times and that wasn’t my first guess.
During a BBL, fat is liposuctioned from one area of the body and injected into the butt. If too much fat is packed into a single spot—more than blood vessels can support—it can die. That’s called fat necrosis, and it smells about as good as it sounds. “When there is more fat in an area than the blood supply allows, the fat will die through a smelly process,” Dr. Anderson told the Daily Mail. It’s a complication that can lead to infections, hospital stays, and in rare cases, sepsis.
Imagine if you love going down on your partner and the smell of rotten flesh is a few inches away.
Would make me think of my mother
Goodbye internet
I looked at the subreddit for bolted on butts, and they’re so gross.
“Smells like something died in there”
got that dumpy, that wagon haulin straight stank
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