Skirt + poncho = double skirt
Denim skirt + denim poncho = double denim double skirt.

Ponchos are capes en espanol.

“Skirt” and “shirt” are from the same Old Norse word. “Shirt” shifted the “sk” sound to “sh” is all.

That’s why I don’t wear ponchos; don’t want people thinking I’m gay.

I’ll stick with my tie-dye umbrella thank you very much!

Is that a Mexican poncho, or is that a Sears poncho?