We recently bought a dryer and it’s “eco mode” means we gotta run it two or three times before things are dry. How the eff is that eco at all???

Don’t get me started on eco on the washer. Too late, it means there won’t be enough water to COVER ALL THE CLOTHES.

They should just f*ck and get it over with…

That’s my sister. Good fucking god. I don’t care about the supposed drama of your workplace. It is not interesting. You’d think that my tone would be enough to get thru her thick skull that I HATE TALKING ON THE PHONE but noooo…

Lol this is getting better and better! We knew they’d have a breakup eventually.

With luck muskrat will give us some damning evidence as he tries to win back the public’s view via his new PR team lolol

Prove it then, coward

Bend the arm the ouchholyfuckalmostreach way. Scrub. Then bend the arm the owfuckalmostjesuschrist way. Scrub again. Easy!

All the time. I mean, I got misty over Smoke’s death scene in Sinners lol

Wanna have sad happy tears? Videos of nervy squervy cats. Poor sweet things trying to live their best lives but have trouble moving! Omg 😭❤️😭

No but then women tend to get a pass for being short. I don’t have much going for me so I feel the shortness lends me a bit of cuteness. I’m fun-sized!

Everyone is tall compared to me so it’s kinda funny that I ended up with a guy who’s actually tall to everyone else too (6’1).

Edit: 5’1

Jason X is hilarious and I refuse to believe otherwise. Iirc it was like a 4.5.

“It’s okay guys he just wanted his machete back!”

My husband vehemently disagrees but he is wrong. The scene where he froze someone then smashed the ice actually got applauded for its accuracy so there!

So what he’s saying is he’s going to run as a Democrat then once he wins switch back to Republicunt. Got it. We’ve seen this before, you ain’t original.

This should should be fucking illegal!!! You should be removed from office immediately and thrown in jail for that shit! But it won’t happen because the Cons are fine with that

We already know that. He was documented multiple times going to pedo island. It’s not new to anyone— even the fuckers who voted for him.

Feel free to release all the info you know, f-elon. We would appreciate that. Still loathe your sorry ass though. You are garbage muskrat and will be remembered as garbage.

Certainly sounds like election fraud to me. I hope the shithead decides to release all the info he has on that issue while hopped up on ketamine. It’s not gonna change our opinions on him but it would be nice to have proof that Yam Tits did not win legally.

The US won’t “forget” unless China pays the Dipshit-in-chief some payoff money. He’ll then EO that it never happened.

Obligatory ➡️Fuck TurboTax⬅️ 🖕🤬🖕

Whatever, clown. The Nazi is out of the bag now. No matter what you say or do, we know you are absolute dogshit.

Go fuck off, do your drugs, and slip in your uncontrolled piss… Maybe you’ll jog a braincell.

How very North Korea of them.

Also fuck off with that you thin-skinned nitwit. If you need to be praised constantly, you are beyond fookin pathetic.

Oh shit! It’s TACO TUESDAY!!! 🌮🌮🌮

That question just gave me anxiety. That is exactly the type of question I would get. Technically it’s not but does the people who wrote that think that? Is it a trap question or a smart question? Omg I gotta not think about this anymore…

Wow. That sure does blow. Anyone endorsed by the shithead currently running the US into the ground is a guaranteed PoS. Very suspicious how she was behind on all polls like that then wins… Very very sus.

Buckle up Poland! Get ready for a horrible time. 🫤

I’ve had to explain that to people soooo many times. All those words, all those pics (with alt text), it’s just to make the site higher on the search results…