It’s weird. 6 months ago I hadn’t heard of this guy and it seems like he’s everywhere now.

offered snacks

You had me at “offered snacks”

too many testicles.

That’s just like… your opinion, man.

This is a weird advertisement, but I kind of want grapheneOS now.

It’s so weird. 6 months ago I hadn’t heard of that guy, but suddenly in the last month he’s showing up in my feed.

…backrooms?

If it was more in the zeitgeist, kids would be huffing it on tiktok.

Or a 1970s political thriller.

As an Elder Millenial/Xennial I was lucky enough to make it to adulthood just before it got complicated. Unfortunately we’re talking months.

We must become one with the plastic. It’s the only way.

So what? Bring it. All of it.