• pno2nr@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    I would like a traditional burial but I want to be shot from a human canon into the grave. I wish you luck in your endeavors.

    • MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      Johnny Depp paid for Hunter Thompson’s ashes to be fired out of a cannon mounted on a giant fist to explode over the valley. Note that I said ashes. Even super rich celebrities had to have the body cremated first.

    • Scrawny@lemm.ee
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      3 hours ago

      I like this. Don’t scatter my ashes. Scatter my viscera mist into the air.