🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon becomes a shrimp farmersh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1401arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up1392arrow-down1external-linkAnon becomes a shrimp farmersh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square70fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBlackout@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up53·1 month agoI tried the same thing with veal farming but little baby cows can’t swim so good :|
minus-squareOokami38@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 month agoGive em a few generations, they’ll learn.
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-21 month agoNow I am just imagining someone breeding cows to get some kind of aquatic cow species. Which would also make a great band name.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoLike a tough porkchop soaked in swamp water. Those damn aquatic speed bumps aren’t even good for eatin’.
minus-squarestringere@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 month agoFishy steak edit: CONJECTURE!
minus-squarestringere@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoSubmit it to https://lemmy.world/c/fakebandnames
I tried the same thing with veal farming but little baby cows can’t swim so good :|
Give em a few generations, they’ll learn.
Now I am just imagining someone breeding cows to get some kind of aquatic cow species. Which would also make a great band name.
You mean manatees?
I wonder how manatee tastes…
Like a tough porkchop soaked in swamp water. Those damn aquatic speed bumps aren’t even good for eatin’.
You monster!
Fishy steak
edit: CONJECTURE!
Submit it to https://lemmy.world/c/fakebandnames