You know it’s got a tiny watch face so it doesn’t dwarf his tiny hands.
His hands aren’t even particularly small. But he’s an old, fat and decrepit man and he needs a very large and padded suit to give his body some sort of healthy appearance. His hands sticking out of that suit therefore look tiny.
Seriously, look at the pictures of him golfing in his XXXL polo shirt. The guy is shaped like one of the McNuggets
The small print at the bottom of the page is quite something.
Trump Watches are not designed, manufactured, distributed or sold by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates or principals. TheBestWatchesonEarth LLC uses the “Trump” name, image and likeness under a paid license agreement which may be terminated or revoked according to its terms. Trump Watches are intended as collectible items for individual enjoyment only, not for investment purposes. The images shown are for illustration purposes only and may not be an exact representation of the product. These watches are not political and have nothing to do with any political campaign
So he’s not seen as the one to directly profit from it, but can still make a quick buck on the licensing and play dumb when the watches are worthless crap
Fuck me, at this point I feel like it wouldn’t be too hard to just… create a website selling expensive ass Trump shit and in reality dropship it from Aliexpress
I mean there’s probably a bunch of people doing it, but I wonder how hard it would be to do it without, y’know, any legal trouble.
Depends if you draw his attention, I can’t imagine him not hitting you with a lawsuit
Oh I don’t even live anywhere close to the US, he’d be suing a legal entity that would probably be registered by some sorta service that lets you register LLCs in the US lol
I’d love to know what brand these really are or who made them. Made in china or Mexico?
TheBestWatchesOnEarth LLC started in 07/2024.
Located at:
1309 Coffeen Avenue, Suite 1200 Sheridan, WY 82801
Which is also the location of a dozen other companies.
I can’t really find any info on who owns it. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was essentially owned by him and this is little more than money laundering.
Edit: Looks like it is registered by Cloud Peak Law Group, LLC and the filing was put in by Andrew Pierce. The last registered person on thir paperwork was Ashley Preston. They both work for Company Sage (Andrew Preston being the founder) which makes software to make it easy to start an LLC. But it seems odd to have your own employees be the registered person for the LLCs.
Since people keep commenting on how it looks. Here they are. That way you don’t have to give that cretin more clicks.
Dude if someone told me this was a modded Seiko 5 with a “tourbillion” movement in it I would 100% believe it.
Wow, these are some truly hideous watches. This has got to be a money laundering scheme or something. No one actually interested in watches would spend six figures on one of these.
I was like $100.00 is not that bad.
