‘It has chemicals in it’
This use of ‘chemicals’ as something inherently bad just makes it sound like they’re parroting some scaremongering tiktok.
Aks instead of ask
Believing in any form of higher power/religion
Shit Parking.
If you’re driving a 2 ton metal box and can’t have the spatial awareness to fit it into a large rectangle, you shouldn’t be on the road.
People who don’t like cats.
I’ve noticed a correlation between people who don’t like cats and having narcissistic or selfish tendencies. Could be just an impression but that’s how I feel.
I have a long list of people I would execute if I could get away with it. The transgressions that get you on the list are numerous and varied.
Being religious
Using “u”.
People who say nukular instead of nuclear ☢️
The speed of their windshield wipers.
Yes! It’s barely spitting outside, why are your windscreen wipers trying to break the sound barrier?
Whenever another guy recommends something I find repulsive, for various reasons, I tend to write off most respect I had for that person.
Lately some guys have talked positively about Andrew Tate, and it’s just made it easier for me to know who is a gullible prick and who to avoid.What do you mean “secretly?” Fuck that.
People who write “rouge” instead of “rogue”.
Makes me RED with anger!
I see that alot.
^ ^ ^ ^ that’s my trigger
or tounge
Or people who are so “weary” of danger.
Or who write: your welcome
Owning giant pickup trucks and SUVs. I’m not that secretive about it, though. I assume everyone driving them is an insecure, overgrown child who wants a big vroom vroom.
I’ll go a step further and assume they are…speaking loudly while carrying a small stick.
Interesting. I judge people who body shame people because of what they drive.
I’m not sure about everyone else, but in my case you assume correctly. The only reason I’d want a monster truck is to act like an overgrown child who wants to show off his big vroom vroom. Also, with a mandatory funny honk.
If I know anyone who drives one, I always refer to it jokingly as their 'emotional support vehicle".
Wow beat me to it.
People who brag their infant child is so smart they can use YouTube to find and watch videos when in reality they’re shitty parents who got a 2-year old addicted YouTube that’s specifically designed to be navigable by kids.
Oh yeah, I’ll quickly shut that down when they wanna do that “kids these days with the technology” nonsense, usually as some excuse for why these older folks who’ve had 40+ years to figure out computers still can’t check their own email.
No, Timmy isn’t “so smart with technology” because he can consoom on a device designed for infinite low-friction consumption.
I judge people for spelling.
Easy stuff, too: emails; the ask; the spend; action this. People who can’t pluralize or know what mass nouns are, or people who sound like fucking used-car salesmen, get to a different tier of respect than people who are actually adequate.