Edit: I’ve noticed some folks aren’t taking this poll very seriously
What in the name of all that is holy, in the vast cosmos of incomprehensible decisions, could have possibly possessed you to smear the vile, unspeakable horror that is dookie and peepee all over your once-pristine teeth? Have you, in an unprecedented act of lunacy, chosen to abandon every shred of reason and logic left in this universe? And to solve this grotesque catastrophe, of all the myriad possible solutions, you chose—nay, boldly dared—to consume the wretched pink soap, the very embodiment of cleansing torment? Truly, this is a masterstroke of madness!
You didn’t even answer the poll
I want to eat it so badly
I need something that’s going to GRIP and CLEAN the cum out of my PUBIC HAIR every time I’m in the bathroom and the PINK SOAP doesn’t have that effect which is why I ONLY use TIDE LAUNDRY DETERGRNT
Thank you for your important and nuanced contribution to the discussion. Please accept this sandwich pic as a token of gratitude
Bro is that a toilet cos I’m hungry
Ceci n’est pas une toilette
I generated it with flux, so it’s more a concept of a toilet
Thank YOU. This is the MOST VILE SPECIMEN I have ever been visually assaulted with.
What a nice poll
Tyvm ily
If this bathroom has high water pressure I’ll use the multi use toilet/eyewash station to cleanse my eyeballs from the horrors of this post.
I’ll put you down as a vote for Despacito, then?
They have some valid points. Less the stool eating part and more the discrepancy of look and smell of the soap…
Nobody’s eating it- it just gets between the teeth sometimes
TIL: I’m nobody because I do enjoy having my breath smell like an exploded flower bouquet. I also like the lubrication it gives my teeth because it makes it easier to smile.
Have you previously tried to nibble a fish for comparison? Are we talking live or cooked?
I cannot answer that question without crying
I use the pink hand soap
Blocked
I think its Rose flavored
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Seek therapy 😂
