Daffy Duck one said, “You buttered your bread, now sleep in it.” And 10 year old me couldn’t stop laughing.
I used to say “we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.” all the time! People didn’t like it though.
It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back
Which is to say: a whole hell of a lot easier than a camel going through the eye of a needle, to quote JC.
You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass, but I’d rather take the bulls word for it.
What the fuck is this from? I know this quote; the unflipped one
Tommy Boy.
Thanks. That was making my brain itchy.
I’ve made my omelette, now I’ve got to sleep in it. If you lead a horse to water, you can make it fish.
The fish one is making me laugh
Glad to hear it. You know what they say, you miss 100% of the shots you take
I’d rather “if you lead a horse to water, teach it to fish”
We could workshop it, but if you’re bad at something, never do it for free
Those who dig others a grave shouldn’t throw rocks.
WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE, COME OVERE HERE AND…
Fuck
ME UP THE…
You’re barking up the wrong metaphor
Ricky-isms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3dYMQgopIY
one of my favourites is “the sharpest bulb in the box”
My favorite one in French that I use all the time: c’est l’hôpital qui se fout de la charrue avant les bœufs
From the TV show Angel.
Harmony, vampire ex-cheerleader
“You’re preaching to the horse’s mouth!”
You made my day, now you have to sleep in it
She looks like she’s been through the run of the mill
i like to say “das leben ist kein ponyschlecken” and “das leben ist kein zuckerhof”.
You would say that.
