

LPT: Don’t let cats sit on your printer.
I’ve literally had to fix a cat pissed corroded printer before. Not good.
LPT: Don’t let cats sit on your printer.
I’ve literally had to fix a cat pissed corroded printer before. Not good.
I live by logic and reason, and a bit of gut instinct once in a while. Now let’s think about this for a whole 5 seconds…
It’s not the person that knocks on your door or rings your doorbell that you should have to worry about, it’s the person that doesn’t knock or ring the bell.
Duh. Some people really don’t need guns…
It’s just another platform for people to share video.
If you think the videos are dumb, then try leading by example and share some smarts…
Meanwhile, I occasionally make memes, while our dog looks at me stupid like ‘that’s not food!’
Yes, Moonpietown used to be longer, until they cut their nuts off and donated them to Mississippi and Alabama.
Fun fact: Florida used to be longer. Go ahead, look up the maps from the 1800s…
And sponsored by Brawndo! It’s got electrolytes…
Gulf of Oil.
Alternately: Gulf of [Redacted]
No, it’s considered distracted stopping. /s
Same damn diffence in my book, fuck Jeep for that shit!
Nah, Boomers didn’t have that font yet.
Just make sure to never accidentally swap the first two letters of the word ‘nicest’…
‘You’re my incest grandma, I love you! ❤️’
Have you tried turning them off and back on again?
Some people just need a good nap…
Fight Club - The Recall Coordinator’s Formula
Sadly, we can’t have chickens at our apartment, but maybe I can train our dog to lay eggs…
Uhh, we’re not exactly doctors here, but I don’t recommend eating soap. But hey, you do you.
Maybe try some Pepto Bismol or something…
Epstein only had to serve weekends? Seriously? You got a link for that? That’s interesting…
We’ve literally seen name brand eggs here in the southeast USA going for $11.99 for a dozen, literally a dollar each!
That’s where my meme started, I had $1 wrote on the eggs three times around, but later I decided to add some zeroes so they would have $1, $10, and $100 written around them, depending on which way they’re turned in the package.
We ain’t paying near that much for cheaper non name brand eggs, last we got was $6.87 for 18 eggs, a dozen and a half. Much better deal, but still quite a bit higher than it used to be.
Your edit is mostly fixed now, at least going by how it renders here on my end running Jerboa. It appears you just missed a space after your first asterisk bullet mark.
I take it you’re not from the USA, where we have to fully cook our eggs to avoid the bird flu.