He’s a shoe-in for CFO.

Every single picture of him I see just continues to make me see the grifter Pedro Pascal plays in Wonder Woman 1984.

Always do 100 coins when collecting red coins, the levels change or open up more during that star. There’s only a couple of stages with just enough coins for a 100-coin star. Most have way more coins than needed.

The water in Mario 64 was a surreal experience for me. More contemplative than scary. I was disappointed by the artificial barriers and would day dream about what was beyond them. I drew fake maps in a notebook that showed how the castle connected to the rest of Mushroom Kingdom.

The only thing scary about the water was the first time I saw the eel because the size of it surprised me and the submarine level with the shark. Once, I dreamed that the first part of that level was dark and I had to avoid the shark without being able to see it.

All we have to do is convince Israel that corporate healthcare is Hamas.

It has a G5.

Three cyborgs.

“…and rotting in their graaaves.”

Rizzo stares motherfuckedly

The former SVP of Apple Retail Ron Johnson, specifically. He actually thought the people who shopped at JC Penny were the same as the people who shopped at an Apple Store.

It wasn’t the first temptation of Christ, and it sure as hell won’t be the last.

Just sell one mint Black Lotus card and you’re set. You might even find someone with a CT machine willing to trade!

Ah yes, the WristEnder 5000.

That is tremendously cursed!

Get you a lawyer that think it’s possible to prove a negative.

😑

Due to interdimensional events.

It has therefore lost its ability to electrocute on contact.

Blubber blimp.

He holds my heart.

You forgot the other two mads.

“THEY SAID THE EXTRA LANE WOULD FIX IT!!”

Watching this malarkey from Japan. I’m ~80% sure me and my family are safe.