Everyone—including yourself—knows that no one can possibly know whether he will win, so why say it? Do you have a time machine, or do you just spend your days & nights trolling on Lemmy?
Dude, what the fuck are you going on about? Of course it’s a fucking prediction.
Did you somehow think that I feel I have the power of seeing the future?
You know how, during a football game someone places a bet and says, “Man, the Vikings are gonna win. I know it!” Do you honestly think that THEY honestly think they are seeing the future? That they have a supernatural power?!
The fuck, dude? What?! lololol
Now having said all that, and you’ve calmed your shit down, let me say it again: Trump’s gonna lose by a landslide.
I’ve been keeping up somewhat with German news and what’s happening in Europe doesn’t really paint a great picture. Seems like we’re basically in the same boat here in the US…
Meh, just a bunch of doomscrolling. Here’s the thing. They release polls and stuff, but the people most likely not to vote for Trump don’t really do polls.
Harris will win by a landslide. Trump will call it a fraud.
Lemmy will immediately send me comments like “Why are you still here, troll? You failed! Now go disappear” (Even tho I’ve always said Trump would lose.)
Trump will ask for recounts. Threaten to sue the planet Earth.
Lemmy will keep wondering why I’m still here. I’ll post news about Trump and Third Parties talking about how much Harris sucks, and Lemmy will continue saying I’m a russian troll trying to to destroy the US and get Trumpers to take over the US.
And while all that drama is going on, everything will be fine. Harris will be sworn in.
And in 3 months people will go back to bitching about how rent is still too damn high.
And people here will still be bitching about why I’m still on Lemmy and ask me if Putin is mad at me and knocking on my Moscow apartment door. :)
So relax, friend. The world ain’t gonna end. I promise.
But wouldn’t I just admit it if I did?! Why wouldn’t I come and and say it? I’m not scared of Trump. And if I’d have voted for him, I’d gladly tell you. But actaully, you’re just mad. Mad because I didn’t vote for your candiate. Thanks, friend! :)
No I didn’t. Besides, if I were a troll, that means I’d like the negative attention. And if I liked negative attention, wouldn’t I get more negative attention for voting for Trump?
So wouldn’t I admit it if I did? I voted third party. Thank you! :)
I just post news articles, friend. I don’t write them. If you feel they are propaganda, be sure to write the news orgs that produce them. Thank you! :)
Meh, I’m not afraid of him. He won’t win anyway. :)
Everyone—including yourself—knows that no one can possibly know whether he will win, so why say it? Do you have a time machine, or do you just spend your days & nights trolling on Lemmy?
Dude, what the fuck are you going on about? Of course it’s a fucking prediction.
Did you somehow think that I feel I have the power of seeing the future?
You know how, during a football game someone places a bet and says, “Man, the Vikings are gonna win. I know it!” Do you honestly think that THEY honestly think they are seeing the future? That they have a supernatural power?!
The fuck, dude? What?! lololol
Now having said all that, and you’ve calmed your shit down, let me say it again: Trump’s gonna lose by a landslide.
See how that works? Thanks, friend! :)
Right, so days & nights trolling then. Got it 👍
Wrong. I’m not trolling. Thank you! :)
“Actually, I live in my own basement, dumbass!”
“I’m not trolling because the mods leave my comments up. Please contact them. Thank you!”
Not sure what that means or what the context is, but thanks anyway!
Trump will win. Vote like it
He won’t. And I’ve already voted. Thanks! :)
I’ve been keeping up somewhat with German news and what’s happening in Europe doesn’t really paint a great picture. Seems like we’re basically in the same boat here in the US…
Meh, just a bunch of doomscrolling. Here’s the thing. They release polls and stuff, but the people most likely not to vote for Trump don’t really do polls.
Harris will win by a landslide. Trump will call it a fraud.
Lemmy will immediately send me comments like “Why are you still here, troll? You failed! Now go disappear” (Even tho I’ve always said Trump would lose.)
Trump will ask for recounts. Threaten to sue the planet Earth.
Lemmy will keep wondering why I’m still here. I’ll post news about Trump and Third Parties talking about how much Harris sucks, and Lemmy will continue saying I’m a russian troll trying to to destroy the US and get Trumpers to take over the US.
And while all that drama is going on, everything will be fine. Harris will be sworn in.
And in 3 months people will go back to bitching about how rent is still too damn high.
And people here will still be bitching about why I’m still on Lemmy and ask me if Putin is mad at me and knocking on my Moscow apartment door. :)
So relax, friend. The world ain’t gonna end. I promise.
I guess I always was a pessimist, I sure hope you’re right though.
I am. Thanks!
Go on back to Tooth Sential. You are universally disliked here.
Are you sure? I would think all the positive and kind comments are a sign that I was liked. You’re saying I’m not?! Omg! That’s shocking.
Oh well, since I’m already here, may as well stay. Thanks! :)
Typical Trumper response.
Right?! I mean, except for the whole, “I didn’t vote for Trump” thing I got going on. Thanks, friend! :)
You did vote for him, though.
But wouldn’t I just admit it if I did?! Why wouldn’t I come and and say it? I’m not scared of Trump. And if I’d have voted for him, I’d gladly tell you. But actaully, you’re just mad. Mad because I didn’t vote for your candiate. Thanks, friend! :)
Humanity might, though. or at least, society as we know it. But it’s okay. you’re helping the fascists, I’m sure they can find a place for you…
Oh I didn’t vote for Trump. Thanks!
Yes you did. Everyone here knows you did. Pretending you didn’t only makes your endless trolling look more feckless and weak.
No I didn’t. Besides, if I were a troll, that means I’d like the negative attention. And if I liked negative attention, wouldn’t I get more negative attention for voting for Trump?
So wouldn’t I admit it if I did? I voted third party. Thank you! :)
You already get a shit ton of negativity enough for a troll like you to be satisfied. Such a sorry sack of shit you are. Again, no one wants you here.
Thanks. But I think we can turn this around by being positive. Wanna try? Thanks, friend! :)
Poor baby. No one cares, and no one wants you here.
Are you sure? Butmeh, I’m here, so may as well stay here. Thank you for being so inviting! :)
Yeah, clearly take the hint and go kick rocks.
Well, since I’m already here, I may as well stay. Thanks for the advice though! :)
Have you tried … not peddling russian propaganda?
Might make people not label you as a russian troll.
Just a thought of course.
Thought he was paid for sure but he might actually be this stupid. Incredible
I just post news articles, friend. I don’t write them. If you feel they are propaganda, be sure to write the news orgs that produce them. Thank you! :)