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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago
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    If being attracted to buff women makes you gay, then gender is not as simple as this twitter gremlin probably believes it to be. But they probably don’t want to think about that too much.

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      “Not ‘normal’ = gay”. That’s all they consider.

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      “Men cannot become women, but muscular women are men.” 😅

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      Is this a new metric mental gymnastics, like it’s not gay if you’re on top, or if you are the giver?

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        new

        I mean that particular piece of homophobia has been around since antiquity

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah, I don’t get what’s wrong with wanting a muscular physique.

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    Anon was refused by a muscle mommy and is now on a holy incel crusade against them.

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      Or was pegged by one and liked it a bit too much

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        Pro tip: before getting yourself pegged make sure to make it clear you want her to be gentle with you, so you don’t risk having to question your sexuality.

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    People who care about what is supposed to be ‘gay’ can be disregarded entirely.

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    fellas, is it gay for a man to find a woman hot?

    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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      According to xitter, if the woman is very muscular, then yes.

      I don’t quite understand why though.

      • dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        right wing politics promotes rigid gender norms

        including that only men should be muscular

        so muscular women are masculine

        and men attracted to a masculine person are gay

        nevermind that these are the same people who want to rigidly define women by their gametes, chromosomes, or other biological characteristics (not how buff they are, or how masculine they present)

        or that these are the same people who came up with the idea that everyone is straight to begin with (“gay” being a sinful behavior, nobody being born gay)

        • Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works
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          Xitter told me dating someone with XXY chomosomes is 50% gay and just one X chomosome would be Schrodinger’s gay

          (/s for the tone deaf)

      • EldenLord@lemmy.world
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        xitter

        ’nuff said

  • Shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s because they associate strength and domination purely with masculinity, a real woman is petite and fragile in their eyes.

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      Strength doesn’t mean domination. In that case she worked hard on that body. I think a dominant character is what does it. But they can be toxic and controlling.

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        Correct, just the muscle mommy stereotype is strong and domineering.

      • howrar@lemmy.ca
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        And if you’ve watched any of her content, you’d know her character is probably the farthest thing from dominant.

        • SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world
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          Indeed, sometimes the biggest people are also the most chill.

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    So by this logic, it would be straight for him to fuck femboys? Sounds gay.

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      What’s more manly than a cock? Two cocks, that’s what!!

      • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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        See the only good Steve Hughes bit.

        “What do you mean gays aren’t manly? They fuck men! What do you want in a partner? ‘Soft… feminine~’ ‘Yeah well I wanna fuck a bloke. Or is that too hard for you and your pussy-loving mates?’”

        Or the short version from Layer Cake.

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      Nahh. It’s totally a straight thing to do :3

    • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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      Hey, if I’m straight and a femboy makes me hard then she’s a girl.

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    Fucking chicks is definitely gay.

    • RmDebArc_5@piefed.zipOP
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      Not if you keep your socks on

      • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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        This is a critical loophole that few fellas use to keep themselves free of gayness.

    • SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz
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      All the homies lesbians agree.

    • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      https://youtu.be/XnqpfnXObkA?t=2m41s

      • Wazowski@lemmy.world
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        Thx homie, but i have not the patience to watch ads.

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    Bros jealous of her gains.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      I know I am.

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    I don’t care if it’s gay or straight, it’s not attractive to me personally, so I just avoid it and move on. 🤷

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      Pretty weird of you to not pass unsolicited judgement on the physical attractiveness of strangers. Do you ever worry that this sort of antisocial behaviour will see you ostracised from society?

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        It’s a post open for comment. In what world is that unsolicited?

        Lighten up

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          Uhhh sarcasm detector broken?

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            Basically yeah, I didn’t realize where I was

          • sprite0@sh.itjust.works
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            i honestly think sarcasm is dead (and should die) in this international world we are in because it isn’t something that all cultures participate in and leads to exactly this sort of misunderstanding over and over.

            I used to think (as someone who was quite sarcastic online) that if you needed the /s tag it just meant you weren’t very good at it, but when you are communicating with people who don’t have a background of experience with it you just look like an asshole!

        • hazel@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Lighten up

          Okay is that a joke about my weight? I’m so fucking done.

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            100% you’re fat af

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            Done eating? Thank god

    • lukaro@lemmy.zip
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      The right attitude! I’ll never understand why anyone is bothered by a complete strangers appearance.

  • tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    lesbian here, hhholy shit

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      Wait if you think she’s hot, does that make you gay, but that makes you straight. But if you’re straight and you think she’s hot then that makes you gay.

      It’s confusing.

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        Here’s a trick solve your confusion: if you could choose what’s in those pants, how long would it take you to make a decide: if you instantly know you want what’s in your own pants youre most likely gay, if you know instantly you want exactly what’s not in your own pants you’re most likely straight, if you need a moment before you know you’re likely not straight nor gay. All the other reasons you can think of aren’t about sexuality as in what gender do you like but are about sexuality as in what kind of person you want to be with. But it might also be a little more complicated than this.

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      You were the target of LeanBeefPatty’s psyop, and it worked.

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      Cis straight here, same

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      girl you ain’t kiddin’ 🥵

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      Yepppp

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    I literally am incapable of forming opinions about something without consulting manosphere chuds opinion about whether or not it is gay. is that gay?

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      There’s no red lines. I think its OK

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      According to Andrew tate you can just scoot it to the side. Don’t think that’s how it works tho…

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    Gotta love it when losers assume women aren’t on the internet. As a woman, OP is absolutely right - that muscle mommy can turn me gay whenever she wants.

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      Sounds like you’re already gay.

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        Nah, just half gay. But who knows what the future can hold.

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          Sounds like it’s more likely to be men like OOP who turn you gay then

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            Ironically, yes. If all men were like him, I’d have gone full gay long ago.

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    Dear alpha,

    I tell you what to like and how to make love. If you disobey, you’re an omega and do not deserve affection.

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      I’m starting to think “alpha” is some kind of closeted dude psyop

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        Well, the original idea is based on the behavior wolves that are (strictly) kept in captivity; that porn writers yoinked into their fanfics… Raise your hands if you think thats applicable on you, I won’t be able to see it, but your surroundings should know that you are iffy!

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          you are iffy!

          Or… yiffy?

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        Not necessarily, a lot of straight guys have insecurities. It’s not exclusive to LGBTQ+

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    These people are so strange. We live in this big, complex world filled with variation, and they are like: “No! Everything must be only one way!”

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      Appreciating the spectrum of human experience is GAY

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        Realizing that emotions aren’t and can never be binary is HOMO STUFF

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      No, they want only two! They can’t handle it if everyone is the same, or if there is a rainbow of ways. To them, it must be two, no more or less! It must be binary!

      Edit: This is a very boring grey lenses to view our species. Our closest relatives is bonobos…

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      The complexity is too cognitively taxing so instead of just accepting that there will be people you don’t understand, they want to force everything to a strict mold they can easily comprehend, without needing to confront contradictions inherent to the human condition. Letting go of control and accepting the world is far beyond your capacity to fathom is a scary thing. But what is life but the act of letting go?

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    It is however a psyop to make women gay

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      Is it working @captainlezbian@lemmy.world?

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