Retard meets retard. Might be fake, might not

This is so clearly fake and gay, bait used to be believable.

No wait, you’re telling me that mega-corporations don’t care about me getting good products and having sole ownership of my personal data?

B-but [sponsored tech-geek blog], [generic gaming-news outlet] and [irrelevant apple shill] only ever told me so! Are you implying they lie to me?

Realtalk I only use cracked win11 pro workstation and iPhone because of work, every telemetry possible disabled (god bless the EU).