I feel seen.
A Mortgage? They must think we’re idiots.
I’m mid twenties, I know what it is. What do I win?
A kiss from me. Another person in their mid 20s
Hot dang! From the Wizard Pope themselves! #jealous
A magical smooch that heals all ailments.
Shall I bring the amyl nitrates for after the kiss?
I accept
I do, and none of those apply. So far.
I have a beautiful head of hair, you sexist bastard.
I… Don’t have a mortgage…
What’s a mortgage??
It… says it right on the sticker.
I’m 38, still have hair and no mortgage (I’m renting, no money for a house). I do have 3 cats, am divorced and can’t work anymore after getting PTSD in the navy. I survived several financial recessions / crisis, several middle Eastern wars, covid, I saw 9/11 and several other terrorist attacks in Europe happen, I’m seeing how a Jewish nation has turned into full scale nazis, and am now watching how World War 3 is being initiated by the generation who were taught by their parents they would have to do everything in their power to prevent anything like World War 2 happen ever again.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
VCR cleaner is also used for some butt stuff, the more you know.
You mean that little bottle of cleaning solution. Like some would shove it up their ass?
No, but it’s common for Poppers to be labeled as “VCR Cleaner”. Poppers if you didn’t know can cause your sphincter muscle to relax, making insertion easier.
If the cleaning liquid wasn’t pure isopropyl alcohol, like all the cleaners I got my hand on. Those actually cleaned stuff too, if you couldn’t disassemble your player.
Well i see some amyl nitrate…the other boxy thing is unfamiliar to me
The other boxy thing is a black ribbon dispenser to hog tie the guy’s hands.
One out of three. I kept my hair and I rent in this lunatic market.
Balding thank you very much!
Like we can afford a home
Hah, joke is on you. I’m balding and I’ve paid off my mortgage.
