• davidagain@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

      In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.

      Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.

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    Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they’re “so aethetical” and despised vajayjays coz “they’re disgusting axe-wounds”. When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I’m just “straightphobe” and seeing gays everywhere.

    I didn’t really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.

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    I’m so confused. I think I’m just going to go soak in the tub and stare at my toes.

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      It might not always be a window into how other people live, but it is always a window into what other people think about.

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      Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn’t want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he’s totally fine being someone’s FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.

      Basically, Anon is a moron.

  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    “Dude who’s in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings”

    Yeah that 100% checks out actually

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    When they say femboy they mean that they are a trans man that doesn’t present itself as manly enough or a trans female that hasn’t transitioned that much yet?

    In one of those cases being into dudes would be being straight.