“Dude who’s in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings”
Yeah that 100% checks out actually
Hobosexual is wild lmfao
being a fuck toy for free rent. holy fucking based
I’ve heard it called being “homelessexual”
Hobosexual
straight but bi when it benefits me
Brother, you’re bi.
Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn’t know that’s a thing.
That’s exactly what it looks like
Straight but being bi unlocks additional dialog options
I’m not gay I just hate missing out
TIL people still believe 4chan bullshit is real.
It might not always be a window into how other people live, but it is always a window into what other people think about.
What in the 4chan bullshit is this?
Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn’t want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he’s totally fine being someone’s FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.
Basically, Anon is a moron.
Sounds more to me like anon isn’t romantically attracted to men but is sexually. Which is very confusing if you don’t have words for it but that simple language/label would solve anons problems
FB?
FB - Fuck Buddy, Friend with Benefits, or whatever you wanna call it. Someone who engages in regular sexual activities with a small group of people, usually just one, in exchange for some good or service. In Anon’s case, he’s a power-bottom femboy who gets fucked in exchange for free rent.
FWBs get paid?! Why wasn’t I told this?
Yeah dude, and great dental, 401k, generous pto. What’d you think the benefits were?
It’s exactly that. 4chan bullshit.
> writes gay fanfic with really weird twists
> wtf, gay shit is fucking weird
straight men don’t cum when getting fucked in the ass by a man
???
Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!
In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.
Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.
Not with that attitude you wont
Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they’re “so aethetical” and despised vajayjays coz “they’re disgusting axe-wounds”. When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I’m just “straightphobe” and seeing gays everywhere.
I didn’t really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.
He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.
Nah, lol. I can’t believe this
Gay is when democrat
You Americans really can make every topic into the same stupid black-or-white political nonsense. It doesn’t even have to make the slightest sense 😑
Lol not even american. Go outside and touch grass. Wait to they even have grass where you live?
Are you on drugs or why doesn’t anything you say make sense?
Sounds like you are projecting.
<insert bored sighing-noises>
Insert a cactus into your rectum.
I can’t believe no one else said this but I feel it’s necessary…
Fake and gay
Queer and insincere, even.
Nah this one reads true and bi.
Fake and Gay
Gay, Anon is gay
Fake, Anon claims to be straight
op is pretty fucking based ngl
What does based mean? Edit after finding out: That’s wild. When there are many other words to describe the same thing.
Slang meaning cool, admirable
“You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?”
When they say femboy they mean that they are a trans man that doesn’t present itself as manly enough or a trans female that hasn’t transitioned that much yet?
In one of those cases being into dudes would be being straight.
femboy
Gen Z have just rebranded twinks.
From my experience, you still use twink to refer to a male-presenting queer man, a femboy is basically a female-presenting twink.
Femboy and tomboy are terms that precede the inception of the first genZ though?
No, a femboy is a feminine boy. They usually crossdress or at least dress androginously. They don’t necessarily want to transition or take HRT (although this one does).
Given that this one does, and that a trans person that wants to transition would refer to themselves as the gender they want to transition, they would be a trans male. However it’s 4chan and fake so I bet they meant a trans female, where being into dudes would be being straight.
He can still be an amab femboy and take hrt to become more feminine without transitioning to become a woman. He does not claim to be trans, just a femboy.
Well sure but… Why? That’s a great way to give a huge blow to your body for fun. Anyway, it’s 4chan so whatever. In any case you are right, I assumed more than was stated.
You misunderstand. Femboys are people who were born with penises.
It might be in this case, but I would not object for a trans man to call themselves femboy if they look like a feminine boy, since for all that matters to me a trans man is a man.
Transfeminine but doesn’t want to acknowledge it. It’s a thing, mostly on 4chan
I’m so confused. I think I’m just going to go soak in the tub and stare at my toes.
Can’t tell if oop is transman or transwoman or cis guy on hrt. No matter which one they are still bi and should just learn to accept it.
since by straight they meant liking women I assume it’s a transman no? I’m unsure too though
cis guy on hrt
Why would they be on hrt
maybe they’re a twitch streamer
The same reason anyone would be: because their current body doesn’t match their gender identity and they want to change that. This person just happened to start inside the same arbitrary social category as their destination.
