Had this friend who swears he was straight.
But. He loved dicks, coz they’re “so aethetical” and despised vajayjays coz “they’re disgusting axe-wounds”.
When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I’m just “straightphobe” and seeing gays everywhere.
I didn’t really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.
Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they’re “so aethetical” and despised vajayjays coz “they’re disgusting axe-wounds”. When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I’m just “straightphobe” and seeing gays everywhere.
I didn’t really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.
Nah, lol. I can’t believe this
Gay is when democrat
You Americans really can make every topic into the same stupid black-or-white political nonsense. It doesn’t even have to make the slightest sense 😑
Lol not even american. Go outside and touch grass. Wait to they even have grass where you live?
Are you on drugs or why doesn’t anything you say make sense?
Sounds like you are projecting.
<insert bored sighing-noises>
Insert a cactus into your rectum.
Oh, you gift me a plant? How nice. Maybe the random hostility i felt wasn’t real 😁