The Death Star was created to mine asteroids, don’t you know:-P
(no /s, it really was in the lore)
So that’s what happened to the apple logo
There’s no invention that can’t be used for military purposes.
The slotted spoon, your turn.
Found in every military kitchen in the world.
Umm… Faygo?
Man this is a real brain bender.
Hell, boy, back in the War Between the States we’d trade good Virginny tobacco to the Yanks for a case of that delisous stuff.
Any toilet paper above 2-ply
Tell me you’ve never been allowed in the officers’ club without telling me…
“The Giant Armoured Scorpion of Death was created to help mankind, not to harm it!”
Tony Stark building his “completely harmless” arm flight stabilizer.
“Alright, who wants to get handblasted by Iron Man?”
it’s for making enormous swiss cheese
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who got the reference!
hollow purple’d
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