Like Joe for coffee.
Give me a cup of wet
wet
More like here they cum lol /s
What a moist choice.
It’s a play on the double meaning of moist
Moist = damp
And
Moist = cool
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Fuckin burn lol
This is it. I don’t need to read any more of the thread.
Yeah they won.
It’s a lot like making love in a canoe.
… Fucking close to water
When I first started visiting Canada years back, I would buy cases of Coors Light and attend gatherings. Three beers in would be absolutely fucked. And I mean fucked…
No, that is burnt water
No it’s burnt piss.
Like having sex in a canoe
I don’t touch that stuff, fish fuck in it!
REGGIEEEEEEE!
Tell 'em about the scalps
H20, Agua
Dihydrogen Monoxide
Some D-Mox
Is that like 3rd base for ferengi?
Agua
Ooh, I like that.
Mainly because of The Expanse:Stay away from teh owkwa!
Water?
Never touch the stuff.
Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
It’s got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it
So does every other drink for that matter.
That is also true
Never drink anything and you’ll be immortal
Killed by your own saliva
Council pop is such a term, but is very UK.
Haha aye, we call it Corporation Pop round my end.
I’d only heard of council juice
In Finland we call it “non-alcoholic vodka”
Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name
Just like bears
I fucking love the etymology of animal and food words. My favorite is deer, which is related to the German Tier, and originally meant “animal,” because I imagine early Germanic speakers looking at a deer and thinking “this is it, the quintessential animal.” I get it, honestly.
Not really early Germanic though, because every other Germanic language kept the meaning of “animal”. It’s only modern English (since the 1500s) that narrowed it all the way to one specific species (or family of Cervidae).
My guess would be that the language gained the word “animal” from French and “deer” was pushed from its niche and forced to specialize?
Go on…?
The modern English word “bear” originally came from a proto-Germanic word meaning one of “brown one” or possibly “wild animal”. There was an actual name for bears, but speaking it was taboo in case it caused a bear to appear, so the euphemism eventually replaced the real name.
When I learned this originally, I was taught that the true name was lost to time, but Wikipedia just says it was “arkto” so whatever.
Shhhh! Do you want bears? That’s how you get bears. The name was lost, never type it again.
Dihydrogen monoxide
I prefer oxidane
I mean, *wódr̥ sounds a lot like water doesn’t it
Adam’s ale. What my grandpa used to jokingly call it. Edit: someone beat me too it.
In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.
Adam’s ale (also referred to as Adam’s wine, especially in Scotland; sometimes simply called Adam) is a colloquial allusion meaning water. It alludes to the idea that the biblical Adam had only water to drink. This inference gained popularity around the beginning of the 19th-century temperance movement.
“Council Juice” in N. Ireland.
“Adam’s Ale” is in my thesaurus as a synonym for water. I’ve never heard that one before. lol
There is also Dihydrogen Monoxide.
You might have heard of Adam’s Ale of you did enough crosswords
Water, dhm, wet-wet, hydro, aqua, words for ‘water’ in languages you don’t otherwise speak, sky treats, fish pee (there’s a whole list of pee ones),
I have more.
In French we call it “Chateau Lapompe” which sounds like a wine name but is literally “castle the pump”.
Recently heard that cup of Joe comes from the Navy. The guy that banned alcohol on Navy ships and replaced them with coffee was named Joe.
what a Joe thing to do.
