Given that alchohol could concievably be a fuel, you might have something there.

Playing a fireplace video produces real heat.

At the risk of interrupting the deep thoughts that poetry may spawn, I wonder if there is a community for… erm… self-similar biomorphic curves.

Reduce e-waste? I might believe that from AMD, but it sounds disingenuous given Intel’s history of making incompatible interfaces for no reason (that 3rd world circuit benders can make interoperate).

Reminds me of that “how much sawdust can you put in rice krispies before someone notices” thing.

It’s one of those things that’s not important untill it is. I seem to recall a kernel panic when launching software for a video interview, and in that moment… yeah… i felt every second of boot-up time.

Racking up coin while I sleep? Yes please! Good luck with your sleep walking.

Individually, yes. Thousands of cows, thousands of "dancing"s, thousands of roombas, and thousands of "on the moon"s.

Whichever way the political winds blow.

…where they non-violently threaten your family to keep you there.

Strong “otherworldly” vibes.

Censorship does not matter – censored people (?)

Does anybody else see the beastman with safety googles and clasped hands screaming into the sky?

They do that because you are not the customer, your employer is.

So digital bagpipes are somehow better?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stall_(fluid_dynamics)

…and all the devs who have ever seen salesforce code shouted “hallalujah”.

No, I imagine getting burned is more exciting than it is boring.

PaaS would be too-often confused with “platform as a service”, it needs to be Vegetation as a Service (VaaS).

I wonder if Google would even bother to do the reverse. Is anyone searching for bing?