hahaha

Him: “Which animals can I fuck?”

You: “This reminds me of canadian contract law. Also I can use this as an opportunity for language prescriptivism.”

If this was true…Nd I wouldn’t be surprised that he would sya such a thing as…

It wasn’t true.

“This isn’t true but it may as well be, because it feels true to me” is always such a disappointing thing to see commented under misinformation.

Why would you think that?

Overuse of industrial strength Nair gives rise to Nair resistant super hairs.

When the cats start to glow or change colors.

It was an attempt to get you to proofread. I think you accidentally a restaurant.

we we’re in a really good Mexican close the theater and it was really good.

LMLML

Dang, we must have had so many Superbowls.

Whenever you don’t have enough resources for something you just open the pause menu and threaten to quit the game.