I’m in the purple ocean! But our laws are very very red

Hey, @DogPeePoo@lemm.ee! Are we talking about that little puts baby, Greg Abbott? I heard that he’s a little piss baby!

Why must you drone on???

Nobody is nobody. A story like this raises awareness. Both lets people know that one of our own (rightfully) got himself detained in South Korea and tells people to stop being shitheads for likes. Unless you’re running for president, then they’ll give you free publicity!

But also, if you can’t survive without my tips, you’re probably working in the American service sector.

Oh wow! So he’s gonna give tax breaks to every semi-coherentcohesive group of health-based believers and force their top-10 most influential protocols and PSAs to be taught in schools??? I wonder if he’ll fight to pay $45/student to schools that let teachers teach from the Pink Book!

A lot. We are a lot dumb

Shit! You dropped your bottle, I was just-
What the hell was he doing out here??? There’s liquor all over the car; we’re gonna fry no matter who takes the fall!

The grille is busted, there’s blood everywhere… We gotta dump the body!

I tend to slam it

Yes, just like how we keep blaming Trump as the cause and not also the symptom, let’s only look for single-vector solutions again and ignore variables that clearly present themselves. /s

Skinake is skinakey

Huh… I’m gonna fight you now for making me chuckle at that

I’m gonna have to sue whoever said that to deal with the whiplash from my doubletake

Lol, thanks! What can I say? I take pictures and I fart. What inspired yours?

I get your frustration, but part of the reason I get my vaccines is to even keep those morons a little safer. It’s the same reason I work in and support public education even though I don’t have kids: some of those diseased little shitheads are gonna someday make decisions that could kill others who were just trying their best.

Wut that has to do with anything there saying??!! *cough and wheeze*

Skibidi chomp

lying piece of shit liar lies

I feel like you’re trying to imply something here…

Okay, so for what reason do you think we should let people die??

/s

This is MY creative moment!