Beautiful, just beautiful. This! This is why we’re spending all that effort unwrapping those scrolls that Vesuvius tried to bury for some reason all those millennia ago.

Malfoy suppresses his rage. He knows for sure that Fred had a bigger dick, but has to settle with George’s piece.

BBC

Are you serious? The BBC are literally a government mouthpiece, with a subversive right-wing bias. When Labour is in power, they over-report every misdeed, and when the Tories are in power, they maybe raise an eyebrow as the country burns. The last BBC director was a major Tory who received a sizeable bribe from his party during his tenure.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2023/mar/12/tim-davie-bbc-director-general-embroiled-gary-lineker-controversy

I would instantly pull the lever, no cap

Split the track in half, and ramp up one side, causing the trolley to drive on two wheels, effectively only slicing the legs off of your loved ones.

OOOHHHHH
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

If cat can witness the event, then Yes or No but not both.

For a second there, I really thought you meant

I never picked up on that lesson, truth be told

I bet you any money that we’re talking about the exact same person.

He had been having an affair with the teddy bear.

I never understood the attraction. “oh my god she’s so different!”

If she never painted her hair, her coy personality would be an actual red flag. But nope, coloured hair = quirky, so gotta put up with that whole mess.

Yeah but if the president himself is telling the people to not worry about it, what hope do the states have in enforcing it.

See: Boris Johnson vs The Lockdowns, and what effect that had on the public.

back in '25

Me and some guys from school
We bought a van and we packed it hard:
Toilet rolls, masks, gasoline.
We thought we could resell it all to tards.

They won’t. Blame the last administration, rinse and repeat.