It seems obvious to me too, but the internet is full of people missing simple information like this who don’t realize it until someone points it out to them.

Yes, but only in a legal environment where showing that this CEO made decisions for their own profit that would reasonably predictably lead to some number of deaths (10, 100, 1000?) would validate a defense of defense of others.

It will reduce their durability, but… Turn them inside out and tumble them with something small and hard.

As in, you wear a different pair each day and wash them all once a week? Or you have one pair that you wear for seven days between washings?