We still have polling conducted on the basis of who’s going to pick up a cold call on their landline phone.
Who the fuck do you think is gonna pick a cold call up and talk to the weirdo who wants something from you at all, landline or no?
Let me guess. Dumped by an art girl and anxious about the $600 you invested?
Why would we need chemtrails when we’ve already made it so that everything that’s the color red whispers to schizophrenic people on a frequency only they can hear?
lemmitors
Did you forgot that lemmings are an actual animal?
And here I thought I’d never see a lower form of wit than punning.