I have no idea who that is.

EDIT: Oh, that guy. And now I know his name.

Up until recently, I thought that the US national park was pronounced “yo-semite”, as if it was some sort of ghetto-slang used for greeting a Jewish person.

I for one would like to see Gordon Ramsay host the worlds angriest painting show.

I don’t do blunts anymore, but I’ll happily take the beer and a wedge of blue cheese instead.

Stomach full, balls empty, and peaceful surroundings