Sperm is not people. Unless you’re squirting fertilized eggs, this joke doesn’t work.

And the elephants won’t like that either

Yes

Yes, I’m certain an expert could clarify that

For now anyway…

Hello! (12h)

🎵trying to aim for that tree

Is it you, J.D.?

I hear you! It sounds like you want user-select: none on all text, because you want the site to feel more like a real newspaper, and having too many features like text selection is distracting you.

That checks out. Whoever censors shit like this just hates fun

A flawless technique! No notes.

A helvetica scenario!

Best way to prove you’re not a Habsburg

ehlo