Mayor Poopington

Yea, dropping bombs on mosques, schools, and hospitals is pretty ambiguous

ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.

Yolo is the county. My friends and I would always shout it while driving by the sign.

Damn, guess they’ll have to point the hurricanes at Texas or something

Remember picking stuff out after a dentist appointment? They always had those cool ass airplanes.

Well said.

Why would he do this when democrats can control the weather?

Probably singles. -5° and 5° isn’t much of a swing. Don’t think I could hang at -425°.

You’re in her dms I’m also in her dms We don’t know about each other because that’s how dms work

Really, every food is a soup

8 year olds, dude

He has all the cards but everyone is playing chess

It’s an AK, it works better when you treat it like shit

you just gotta properly spread it open

Just use a shoebox like the rest of us

Sometimes my wife’s boyfriend lets me play his Nintendo Switch

What [EXPLETIVE DELETED] are you talking about?

I was told at my last job I couldn’t ask people to donate to our tax write off

Its never the women you want to be hiding bills in their bras

“And he’s afraid of shiny things”