Mayor Poopington

I love how it went from an occasional ncd meme and now Saddam posting is everywhere

Carbon monoxide, my favorite seasoning

Guess I’ll throw out this whole cooked turkey. Even took the time to spatchcock

I’m stealing this

Or, one of the original punk bands, DOA

Well, this would have been more helpful last week. Before we got our turkey. Maybe some people who wait until the day of thanksgiving to do their shopping month see this.

If the writing sucks, then talk about how the writing sucks. If I see someone crying “woke bs” without backing anything up I’m going to automatically assume that person is a bigoted moron.

Ok sure but when I do it I get kicked out of the grocery store

I agree they need new borders. Way too damn square.

But what about all the warnings Biden has given them!

I was more getting at Israel knowing Trump isn’t going to do shit about them indiscriminately bombing everyone around them

Bets on it starting right back up Jan 22

With the right equipment, every ATM is free!

I’m certain they reproduce asexually. My mom gave me hers and she still has some in her kitchen.

You have those chickens too?

Imagine the shenanigans if a small town in Australia with a small airport was named Vienna

Infant mortality is a big reason our life expectancy is so low. Which is connected to how hard it is to see a doctor for lower income people.

Enough community service hours to cover the amount the stole. Paid at minimum wage, of course.

A smart TV is a dumb TV when it doesn’t have an internet connection. I won’t put mine on the wifi and do everything through Chromecast or Xbox.

Doubt anything like that id available for sale. He took the radar from a car, probably needed some serious tweaking to get it to track smaller objects and ignore larger ones.

If you have any military connections, get your hands on a AN/APG-81 from an F-35 and cook all the mosquitos in the room. Get any pets or food out first, of course.