I wasn’t aware you said that, also weird fuckin take. To me, America is a melting pot, fly whatever country’s flag you choose. Take pride in that heritage.
“White House” is two words.
Political consistency may not be your strongest suit.
Well shit, now my car has 37 thrusters attached to the left side
Did you smoke yours?
Nothing quite like a spiritual connection with concrete
Let’s go the Futurama route and drop ICE in the ocean
Just have a bigger heart attack. No medical bills if you’re dead.
You should probably head to the ER because losing that much blood is very bad
Hol up. This couple climbed a railing, fell off a cliff, and had their cat with them in a carrier the whole time??
I’m glad the cat is recovering, but that just makes me mad af. I don’t find this uplifting at all.
Definitely should have been an alarm call. Back when I had alarm access at an old job, one camera had power issues, which prompted a call from the alarm company at 3 am. For about a week straight until it got fixed.
Smegma
And doesn’t skip leg day
That’s not a very high bar, boomer.
Sitting down naturally spreads apart the ass cheeks. No way I can get tp in there properly standing up.
That pretty much sums up the comic
As opposed to standing up to wipe?
My relationship actually got better once we switched to communicating entirely over Discord
Not enough beans. 2/10
I kind of miss the r/anarchychess shenanigans
Wear some clothes. Most places won’t like it if you show up naked.
I will always hear that sound in my head. Best scene in the movie.