Oh i was already doing one of those actually
Oh i was already doing one of those actually
I’m outside, holding my phone to scroll Lemmy, without gloves
I can with absolute confidence tell you that the coldest thing in the known universe is not some quantum chip, it’s my fingers
You don’t even need substances, if you just lie down for a while you’ll black out for like 8 hours
Less reliable but way cheaper than chemical blackouts
I’m out on a walk, listening to a podcast, and scrolling Lemmy…
I’m still short 2 forms of distraction, but i’m running out of senses to overstimulate!
A pile of money on fire
And then Apple refusing to repair it due to “water damage”
An NP-hard water problem?
Are you sure? That flame is awfully close to the floof
Notepad running through wine
Oh i was already doing one of those actually