Interesting it lines up with the new world / old world concept.

“Trump always chickens out — we’re just bringing the tacos to match,” DNC Chair Ken Martin said in a statement on the food truck’s message.

Is your life full of problems? Call life coach Sauntek Harris now and he’ll get it fixed straight away! /s

Apparently these murders happened between 2002 and 2009 so maybe he just felt like doing something else for a change, leave the murdering behind him and became a life coach instead. I guess neither of those require a degree.

You mean I shouldn’t put it in my foot?

Agree, this is totally bonkers and a year ago it would be too crazy to possible be from the onion but there hasn’t really been a grey area where this could’ve been because the shock was so big. We all know this is just regular American politics nowadays and this isn’t a community about messed up politics.

This exactly. 90% of the content should be in a community called notnormalpolitcs or funnythingsamericanpoliticiansdonowadays

Yes obv I know this is not the union, didn’t really make that clear '-.- and republicans do bonkers shit, also obvious but I liked this community a lot better before Trump became president again.

Satire written in a way you for a moment doubt if it’s true or not. Lately it’s a wave of ‘Trump or some republican senator did something lame or terrible’ and ‘Trump voter had his face eaten by leopards’. Normal would be a post like this once or twice a day, I get the sentiment but it’s just too much and the bar is getting lower and lower if you ask me.

This community is basically only political posts these days. I will comment and downvote until this community turns back to normal.

As a non-native speaker I had to think a moment before I understood the headline, because it’s so utterly bonkers I wondered if I missed a double meaning or something lol

Running*

Indeed

What a nice hat you got there

Demand it with more authority.

You forgot the most frequently asked question:

Can you downvote this comment more than once?

No.

By feeders, medicine dealers, porn producers, bankers, marketeers, casinos, politicians, pyramid schemers, lizard people,

There were anti-vaxxers long before covid. They were not smart then either, i agree.

Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.

I don’t think the onion would publish this to be honest

You need to be able to think in order to be stupid, it is easier to understand it’s problem when you look at image generations: it is not generating 6 fingers on a hand because it is not smart enough. But yeah, a lot of people are more stupid than ai.