The lion will however concern himself with the medical bill after the ambulance has to take him to the hospital.

long time no see zabumafu

I once heard (meaning I haven’t the slightest idea of how accurate this is) that there was a Lincoln speech where his political opponents were disrupting it and so he went into the crowd to pick one of them up and then throw him a good 3 meters away.

dog you meant

Why ‘Fuck that’?

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM

will definetly haunt me in my nightmares to come

and if i’m spiritually a boomer, then what, should i not enjoy my offensively mediocre memes?

this comment made me cry a bit on the inside

how could one analyse the gayness of a post on 4chan, a platform notoriously dominated by the presence of men, from the viewpoint of a woman?

Fake: everything until the linebreak

Gay: everything after the linebreak

why yes i use that comically large beanbag chair as a wine making barrel thanks for asking

This one’s real, I’m the phone

I disagree. It really is just way simpler and also in most cases it solves whatever problem you have much faster.

this is almost worth something, but not quite lol

It’s in the name, it’s a markup languge. Html sites are basically just over-formatted text.

They seem happy

so nostalgic

where saddam hussein