When Rep. Nancy Mace (R - S. Carolina) goes running into the bathroom to plaster the bowl with a putrid, explosive shit followed by a series of wet farts, she doesn’t want anyone else in there as that would be embarrassing. Especially if they saw her leave without washing her hands.

Are there betting markets for when that turd drops dead?

Mar-a-Lago local legend. He’s the current KOM on the golf course / McDonald’s segment.