The only thing worse than shaming your customer is inconveniencing them.

Right. $50kUSD for what is essentially a go cart with no airbags and a manual retractable fabric roof and paper clip roll bar.

Realistically, the original Mazda Miata is a safer car with more features. It would fit perfectly into my mid-life crisis by sitting in my apartment carport collecting dust because I can’t afford the insurance on this gorgeous death trap.

But… let’s touch it again with our eyes:

He doesn’t like trashy women. I mean… his women are kinda trashy, but like high class prostitute trashy. Guccicoochie?

But Rosanne is just a two-buck-fuck who cleans up at a gas station.

I know right? I think I would cry if I got in it. It’s a masterpiece.

Boeing killed John Barnett

“ChatGPT, is this spam?”

Well yeah, when you spend a shit ton of money on crap and then never do it, but somehow the money got spent anyway, you tent to come up short. This is why I refuse to live or work in Oregon. That 10% just swims its way into some contractor’s pocket, or is spent on meetings that never end up producing anything.

Wasn’t there some big scandal a few years back about a big chunk going to some computer upgrades that just never happened or something, but the money was gone? My memory is foggy

So much for real maple syrup.

“No Ticket.”

Omg warn a person they might actually orgasm looking at that car! God that is sexy. Of course, it’s very expensive and won’t ever be “affordable,” but I would buy one immediately if I could justify that cash on a vehicle.

I’m a bit faint now.

Just gonna get rounded up again next year under Trump probably.

To quote Rosanne, to bad, so sad, we won.

He thought she was black.

Well, they did invite us to take it back.