flicker@lemmy.worldtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Grandma Who Survived Great Depression Casually Drops That She Once Killed Man For MayonnaiseEnglish
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2 days agoA lady confessed to killing her first husband.
She said that he was wonderful, kind, caring, right up until she had her firstborn. Then he struck her.
She said she killed him (while he was sleeping), buried him in the garden, and that night she moved “the next state over.” She married a different man (who claimed he fathered her firstborn) and they had many years and many other children together.
Bob Dole needs an electric car, but I would also accept the head of Bob Dole riding a little saucer with a cool cape (as befitting the first emperor of the moon.)