It would be nice if there was a real investigation into it. There are just too many inconsistencies for me to accept that it was a real attempt.

He’s not a CSI detective. Law and Order SVU is different

Don’t bedbugs typically bite in groups of 3s?

Also, dermatitis should be on there since it’s often confused with bug bites.

Bold of you to assume we can get rid of him democratically.

Your statements don’t align with reality, which isn’t surprising because religion doesn’t align with reality.

You’re joking, right? Federal disability benefits are the social services that address physical disability.

I drive a small truck (Santa Cruz) and I always have to chuckle about how mine looks like a hot wheels car next to the lifted monstrosities around here.

You need to brush up on your history then. The church’s history is largely violently forcing others to convert and using the Bible to persecute those they don’t like.

It depends on which homeless group you’re talking about.

Whenever the subject of homelessness comes up, people seem to think the issue is only people who are temporarily down on their luck and just need a hand up.

They’re not the group that’s the main issue. The main issue is the people who are chronically homeless because they have an untreated mental illness, are treating that mental illness with drugs, or are just using drugs.

Their issue isn’t a lack of money, it’s a lack of help to actually be able to function in society. Because just giving them a house and money isn’t treating the cause of their issue.

Think of it like crash dieting. Sure, you’ll probably lose weight, but if you don’t make the changes to address the reason you got fat in the first place, it’s not a long term solution.

I always love when I’m stuck between two small-penis-mobile trucks in a parking space.

He did this his first term too.

He didn’t just find out, but he probably just remembered.

It’s actually social services. You gotta treat the reason they’re homeless in the first place.

While still paying for other people’s healthcare because that’s how insurance works.

That’s pretty much the entire history of Christianity.

He doesn’t do that thinking. People like him are incapable of self reflection because they truly believe they can do no wrong.

I’d be fine with that if it’s all he did

Don’t let them search your car even if you know there’s nothing in there.

I think being a narcissist is a job requirement for this administration. Which is funny because that’s what’ll burn the whole thing down.

Sometimes I feel like my wife and I are the only ones who think that most infants are ugly.

Maybe that’s why I can’t even get to the first round of interviews despite a decade of experience in the field.