I miss the old Onion where they had an occasional column written by “Christopher Walken” called “Walken in LA.”
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dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto politics @lemmy.world•Some Democratic senators regret voting to confirm Kristi Noem as DHS secretary60·6 days agoI can’t even read this shit anymore. I’m almost more furious with the Democrats than the republicans at this point. Every single nominee should have been a knock-down, drag-out fight. We’d be better off with an empty cabinet than the array of lickspittles and lunatics in there now.
It’s really bad when Tulsi Gabbard is one of the only trustworthy people in the administration.
I don’t want to be “pretty,” I want to be devastatingly handsome. I want to be actaeonizingly beautiful to all genders.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto The Onion@midwest.social•New Trump phone automatically adds users to classified war plan group chats – The ChaserEnglish8·6 days agoYou can tell it’s parody because it describes an actual valuable feature.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•Meta rolled back protections. Now hate is surging - What we're seeing: More hate, more fear, less freedom.English181·8 days agoThis headline is garbage. You could put just about any Fortune 500 company’s name in there and the headline would still be accurate.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Friends say Minnesota shooting suspect was deeply religious and conservativeEnglish9·8 days agoI think the logic is “babies are innocent, these people have a choice and they made the wrong one.”
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto TechTakes@awful.systems•~~Creator of roblox~~ Early Engineer at roblox, and roblox game maker thinks he should be able to run the world since he worked at roblox.English0·9 days agoIf we fed every CEO of a Fortune 500 company into a wood chipper the only effect on the world would be fertilizing some plants.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto Linux@lemmy.ml•Just wanted to show off the lowest end hardware I ever ran Linux on1·9 days agoWho used those triangular pastel buttons? I remember seeing them on some friends’ computers but not on any Dells or Gateway 2000 machines. Maybe Compaq? Or Packard Bell?
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto Linux@lemmy.ml•Just wanted to show off the lowest end hardware I ever ran Linux on2·9 days agoI saw Slackware running on a similar config, although it was probably a 486/50 or 486/66.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto Linux@lemmy.ml•Just wanted to show off the lowest end hardware I ever ran Linux on6·9 days agoI remember my dad’s friend upgrading our PC clone to 640K. He used a soldering iron.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Freebirth movement called out for extremism as mothers share traumatic experiencesEnglish18·9 days agoMy ex and I worked on a birth plan for our second child after her experience with our first was deeply unsatisfying. We discussed home birth but I insisted on a birthing center attached to a hospital in case something went sideways. She found an OB who listened to her, and we made clear what our birthing plan was, and that was respected by the medical staff. As it happened, the labor was smooth and relatively quick, and home birth would have been fine. I’m still glad we were at a facility where there would have been no lag between a problem arising and a doctor being able to address it.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto memes@lemmy.world•Live long enough to see yourself become the villain55·14 days agoNah, Thanos was moderately competent.
IIRC, vista got hate because to run it a massive number of users would have to…upgrade…their…hardware.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto politics @lemmy.world•Gavin Newsom: Trump is ‘unhinged,’ speaking like an ‘authoritarian’41·14 days agoHe’s been like this for a decade. Newsom is a gutless shitlib simp.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is a movie that "looks like" it would suck, but actually is well written and acted and a good time?2·17 days ago“Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!”
Look up Jaime Loftus’ excellent podcast “My Year in MENSA” for an in-depth look at the organization.