I would wager that they CAN NOT read.

This old, toothless, decrepit, termite drags himself into the bar. He looks up and down the bar and slowly says, “Is the bartender here?”

Well, I sure won’t subscribe!

So, I’m thinking of starting, for the third time, Witcher 3. I liked it the second time I tried it but there was something, off about the game… I think it’s time for another try at it.