i found a talking pickle and spent the whole dream trying showcase its ability. everyone ignored me or just didn’t seem to care.

I kept the pickle in my shirt pocket and unfortunately there was no wisdom spoken, just ordinary pickle talk :/

First 5 things off the top of my dome:

a lego figure, woodwind reed, mahjong tile, plastic spider ring, a tiny canister of tic-tacs.

Aside from what others have said about their annoying traits, popping in at inconvenient times etc.

i dont care if the product was developed by an (insert alleged expert in field), i dont want you to scare me into using your product…. i want commercials to sing to me again. i want jingles baby! we have very little silly shit like that these days.

I buy mentos not because it’s the best product, but because i remember the jingle and it makes me jazzed about getting them.

commercials need to lighten up and be casual of they want me to be content on having to watch them.