He’s an opportunist. A fraud.

Sometimes you just need to be told to “read the manual”

Delicious in Dungeon! I think!

I wasn’t being serious.

Oh my god, this just struck me while reading your last line, but is Elon’s name really pronounced “Ellen” and he’s just tried to convince everyone it’s “E-lawn”?

Like on Mythic Quest where Ian convinced everyone his name is pronounced “eye-on”