As I’ve started growing my wealth I’m able to buy quality things that last, and it’s led to the bizarre feeling that on black friday, I don’t need any of the door buster deals. You’ve probably heard of the Vimes boot theory of wealth, and I’ve seen it play out over time. I even re-sole good boots now.

Added you as a dependent!

I feel like you’re either just starting to learn rhetoric or military theory, and I am rooting for you either way, there is a lot to learn ahead of you.

Both of you make really good points, and I feel using blockchain would fix these issues in my posts.

A bully always makes sense when the other kid can’t punch back. Aircraft carriers are a wonderful tool as long as small actors don’t have the asymmetric ability to sink them.

In their defense, the doors of the contract opened up, not out, like on poor people’s cars.

I love to turn on the 24-hr adult swim of venture bros and just drop into an episode.

Well stop spec’ing $30k lights when it come from the same factory as the $500 light. 🙂

Electrical contractor, I’m actually posting from an attic right now. If you’re in a blue state and young, I strongly recommend you look into the field.

I did not come here to make this comment, but I upvoted it for its sentiment.

Does your school allow cat-calling in the halls?

Are any keys sticking on your keyboard?

All I see is ******* when you type it.

Thank you, fixed. I wrote it in one go, didn’t even consider the mistake.

There are actually limits to what you can bring into/out of a country.

I just want to specify I wrote this before the tariff announcements.

Thanks, I’ve done a number of these lately, the new administration is just rich with material.

I wrote it. Here. This is the original link.

Edit: I was on the fence about cursing in the title needing a NSFW tag, and decided against. Anyone have good guidance on that?

It’s not, I only post these to Lemmy.

This week, on (throwing babies into a) Shark Tank!