Watch his recent interview with Nilay Patel from The Verge. Watching him dance around questions about this was painful.

This man only cares about increasing Alphabet stock prices to ensure as large a golden parachute as possible on the way out.

They’re LESS lethal. Eat shit.

“This leash demeans us both”

The tasteful thickness of it…oh my God it even has a swastika watermark.

Because America’s problems are the world’s fucking problems. Believe me we’d love nothing more than to be able to stop giving a shit.

The bus doesn’t stop when you look at an ad.

Try harder.

44 years old. I pulled an abdominal muscle just by stretching the wrong way when I woke up.

I had a friend who edited the .jpeg or whatever in the shutdown sequence to say “it is NOT safe to shut off your computer” and waited for his family to freak out.

No, that’s just called “being a Nazi”.

Wait. I pay for YouTube with my time, the most important resource I have access to. There’s a level where you pay money and STILL SEE ADS?

Let me have something, man.

Exactly which drug makes you become a Nazi?

Jesus, even Bannon managed to sober up long enough to have a good thought.

Waking up to this was like Super Christmas.

Whichever one loses, we all win 😂😂😂

He never HAD to take a private jet. Why are you shilling for millionnaires?

Replace “children” with “non-consenting people” and you’re getting close. Children are the most non-consenting people in society and deserve special protection accordingly.