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Where there’s smoke, there’s fire woke?

So… We’re all just not gonna talk about the fact that ‘Root’ is apparently a traditional girl’s name now, huh?

But how does the pet companion take Polaroids without opposable thumbs?

“Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Paula Dean?”

Has anyone tried explaining to the fire that climate change is just part of the radical, dangerous leftist agenda? Ooh, no, wait - Show it all the carbon offset credits we’ve got! Cuz those aren’t like the ‘thoughts and prayers’ of climate change policy or anything, and the fire will totally be like, “My bad fam, I didn’t realize”

Every time we think we’re out, it just pulls us back in.

Now, play Starfield and try to wrap your head around the fact that both of these titles were made by the same company.

I thought we were mostly in agreement on this, tbh

This guy politics 👍

I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords

Also, the stock market will definitely go down if you don’t. Like, to the floor.

“Lowest in the history of numbers.” “Well, that’s lower than I thought.”

So… you blow it constantly unless you’re being actively raped?

“I think it’s time for us to find out who’s really behind all of this…”

pulls mask off opiod problem

“I knew it! It was untreated mental health/public healthcare issue all along!”

TIL: The Taliban are apparently Geth

👍 sallright

And nothing of value was lost

Stop it Patrick, you’re scaring the Republicans!

Is that like the next to last stop before ‘thoughtcrimes,’ or…?

I’m still not entirely convinced that she’s not a lich, tbh