Bacon is not meat.

Bacon is pure glory.

But I can see how you would make that mistake.

Should I respond to this with a your mom joke? I feel like your post might need a your mom joke.

Is it bad that I can’t tell whether 4 billion chickens is an exaggeration?

(The weirdest part is, his last name isn’t Drail. It’s Gomez.)

I see what you did there

(the one simple trick is diarrhea)

It’s not about the government not knowing.

The government probably already knows if you have money.

But there are lots of programs available to help defer money. A good financial advisor will know how to take advantage of them.

Talk to a financial advisor.

Do you belong to a credit union? You may have access to one for free.

They’ll be able to tell you how much you can squirrel away for retirement (legally).